Today I did an interview and not at all happy. Every time it's the same story, you find these girls struts behind the desk, what they call the HR (pronounced AR EIC) and you will not and your age, but a fortune, so much good fortune that God alone knows how we will ended up back there. Well, the scene is always the same, you sit down pretending to be honored for that meeting, which you feel miraculously, a bit 'like a virgin chosen .. The questioning starts slow, soft! and ends with the usual, nonsensical questions from the obvious answers: "There is in his projects the idea of \u200b\u200braising a family in the future?". Answer: "mmm no, of course not, or rather, now no! My only desire is to grow professionally and to do it in this wonderful company !!!". The beauty is that you begin to lay there, watching you as if you said one of the biggest crap, because she knows it, too she is a woman, usually with a wedding ring, and usually with some little baby to think about. And you can not however, would make them the same question, asking about its intimacy, its dreams, about how much money to sit there and analyze every your sweat. Meanwhile, the testing continues and the second pressing comes absurd question: "Why should we take her?". This time we put a little 'to answer, would you say that your self-esteem is not under your feet and you're probably there because you think you have some good qualities, or that since you were little girl asked Santa Claus to make you work for that company great!, but breaths and count to 5 ( not to seem hesitant to March 10) and the first response that is humble and servile out of your mouth is, "because I wish to strongly contribute to the productivity of the company"!. Pu-tta-na-te! The truth is that you are there because you want a job, any job rather than stay home and clean every inch because time never goes out, instead of spending all your days to look out the window every five minutes with a new cigarette and you have a craving, but really crazy, to make a baby, growth, feed him, talk to the little voices of cartoons and maybe that would also be nice to introduce your child to her, they become buddies and meet at the exit of school every holy week. It would be too great if all this happened ... at the end of the interview you leave the table without having understood anything as you go, because another of the qualities of the EIC is the im-AR-trabilità penis, a nice word to say that everything that you said you hardly remember of your name .... "We'll let you know."
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